There once was a man named okyedokye
Who thought some Coopertonians were awfully dopey

From across the highway he chortled and chuckled
He looked over at his neighbors, their heads they were knuckled

A poet, a rascal, some said he was worse
Their sense of humor drove away in a hearse

He holds the web sacred, free speech he proclaims
Although we don’t know if he’s a guy or a dame

He scolds us and scorns us and gives us a giggle
He draws the net tighter so the politicians can’t wiggle

Who is this masked man, this purveyor of truth?
I really don’t know
Signed Peggy Ruth

I'm not sure what contest I was running but you just won first prize!

Do I detect a subtle message in the title?

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The first principle of a free society is an untrammeled flow of words in an open forum. Adlai E. Stevenson American Lawyer, Politician.

Hey Paul, I would have to tell her the check is in the mail!

Check is in the mail and will be good on future sales tax earnings

Sure is, for Pleasant View. There's nowhere to spend it in Coopertown. Heck, you can't even cash it in Coopertown.

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The first principle of a free society is an untrammeled flow of words in an open forum. Adlai E. Stevenson American Lawyer, Politician.